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Funny Things to Do

2241. Drawing a Shape in MS Paint, Filling It In, and Accidentally Filling in the Whole Picture Due to a One-pixel Gap

Dammit. See also Computers.

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Funny Places

2242. Cockermouth, England

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Funny Questions

2243. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

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Funny Questions

2244. What Did the Dad Buffalo Say to His Son on the First Day of School?

Bison.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2245. What is the Difference Between an Elephant and a Postbox?

If you don't know, I'm not sending you to mail a letter.

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Funny People

2246. People Who Call Spaghetti "Pasketti"

Spaghetti. It's Italian, not Babyish. See also Italan, Pasta.

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Funny Euphemisms

2247. Pantless Thundergoose

Also known as an ostrich. See also Birds, Pants.

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Funny Quotes

2248. "You Can’t Just Let Nature Run Wild."

-Walter J. Hickel, who was governor of Alaska, United States secretary of the interior, and then governor again

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Funny Euphemisms

2249. Fecal Donation Deficiency

Or, in layman's terms, not giving a shit. See also Profanity, Scatological.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2250. What's the Best Thing About Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. See also Flags, Switzerland.

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