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Funny Quotes

2251. "No, I have a forcefield!"

So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.

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Funny Things to Do

2252. Touching a Hotplate to See if It's Still Hot

It's usually still hot.

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Funny Things

2253. Guanggun Jie

Chinese Singles Day, on 11/11. A day when single people celebrate and buy presents for themselves. See also Chinese.

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Funny Things to Do

2254. Eating Kit Kats Without Breaking Them Apart

Why bother if you have no one to share them with? See also Candy.

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Funny Words

2255. Y'all'd've

A triple contraction for "you all would have". Primarily used in the American South. See also Southern.

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Funny Euphemisms

2256. Paris Teepee

In case you forget the words for Eiffel Tower. See also French.

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Funny Dances

2257. The Bush

Curl up in a ball and poke people with your thorns.

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Funny Places

2258. Las Vegas, New Mexico

Don't be fooled, there is no gambling here. Or anything, for that matter.

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Funny Things to Do

2259. Building a Snowman out of Fallen Leaves

A common pastime of areas that don't get a lot of snow.

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Funny Questions

2260. Are You Todays Date?

Because you're an 11/10.

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