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Funny Anti-Jokes

2231. What Do Monkeys Eat for Breakfast?

Not cake.

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Funny Questions

2232. How Do You Clean a Dirt Floor?

By giving up.

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Funny Sayings

2233. I Could be a Poet and Not Even Realize It

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

2234. Using Pretzel Rods to Make Yourself Look Like a Walrus

See also Snacks.

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Funny Things to Do

2235. Rescheduling a Doctor's Appointment Because You're Sick

See also Doctors, Inception.

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Funny Things to Do

2236. Sterilizing a Lethal Injection

I mean really, why? They're going to die anyway—why sterilize it?

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Funny Videos

2237. French Door, Our Favorite Store

A hot new dress to show off my tan! See also Commercials.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2238. Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken Pencil Who?

Never mind, it's pointless. See also Puns.

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Funny Sayings

2239. Accordion to Recent Studies, 99% of the Population Won't Notice a Musical Instrument Hidden in a Sentence

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Funny Sayings

2240. Das Ist Dein Bier Nicht

German way of saying "That's none of your business" that translates to "That's not your beer". See also Alcohol, German.

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