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Funny Anti-Jokes

2201. Why Did the Dog Go for a Walk?

He needed to pee. See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

2202. Clothes for Your Butt

Also known as underwear.

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Funny Euphemisms

2203. Stealy Wheely Automobiley

AKA Grand Theft Auto. See also Video Games.

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Funny Things to Do

2204. Picking Up Nerf Bullets

Takes the fun out of Nerf wars.

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Funny Euphemisms

2205. I18n

Internationalization, or making computer programs work in all languages and regions of the world, is such a long word that computer programmers just call it I18n, because there's 18 letters between the I and the N. See also Computers.

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Funny Dances

2206. The Constipated Turtle

Crouch down and act like you're constipated and keep your upper lip bigger than your lower lip. See also Turtles.

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Funny Euphemisms

2207. Nose Flavours

Aka smells.

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Funny Jobs

2208. Elephant Pooper Scooper

Seen often in circuses and big parades. See also Parades, Scatological.

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Funny Places

2209. U, Micronesia

Is its sister city A, Norway?

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Funny Euphemisms

2210. Majestic Sea Flap Flap

Euphemism for a manta ray.

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