Guest Entries
Funny Things to Do
2201. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack
Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
2202. Making Butt Jokes in Seventh Grade
Doing this makes me smile from cheek to cheek.
Funny Names
2203. A Frayed Knot
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.
Funny Things to Do
2204. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair
Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.
Funny Books
2206. Alaska as It Used to Was Shop
We all miss the good old days of what Alaska used to was. See also Alaska.
