Guest Entries
Funny Diseases
2161. A Serious Case of Nothing to Wear
I can't go to school because I have nothing to wear.
Funny Places
2162. Places
What you say when you're parents ask you where you've been. See also Teenagers.
Funny Things to Do
2163. Giving Your Teacher an Apple
I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Advice
2164. You Can Inflate the the Word Count on Your Essays by Writing the the Word "The" Twice
It's the the oldest trick in the the book, but it works, which is why it's still in the the book. See also Schools.
Funny People
2166. People Who Have Been Friends for 40 Years Who Later Find out That They're Brothers
Clickbaity news at its finest.
Funny Things
2168. Pool Tables Where You Have to Rent the Balls
After searching all of the pockets, you decide to just give up and walk away with a sense of alienation.
Funny TV Shows
2169. Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
This is what they call Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in Britain and Ireland, because the censors over there think that "Ninja" is too violent. See also British, Cartoons, Irish.
Funny Names
2170. Learned Hand
A famous American jurist and philosopher. Yes, that actually was his name. See also Government.