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Funny Insults

2131. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

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Funny Things to Do

2132. Using a Garbage Can Lid as a Shield

See also Children, Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

2133. You Ding Dong

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Funny Foods

2134. Kangaroo Burgers

Way back when I was a kid, people considered making these for health reasons, as well as to reduce carbon footprint. Sadly, this idea never took off.

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Funny Places

2135. Kansas City

Plot twist! It's in Missouri. See also Geography.

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Funny Insults

2136. You're Like a Russian Doll—Full of Yourself

See also Russian.

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Funny Sayings

2137. Dear sneeze, if you're going to happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.

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Funny Things to Do

2138. Capturing a Rabbit by Hiding Behind a Bush and Making a Sound Like a Carrot

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Funny Questions

2139. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?

Holds up hand without anything in it.
"This cabbage."

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Funny Questions

2140. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The world's funniest joke. See also German, Monty Python.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2018| 16 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike