Guest Entries
Funny Things to Do
2131. Blowing Dust off of a Book
Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
2132. Make Antigravity
First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.
Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.
Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.
Funny Nicknames
2133. Hot Mess Express
My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."
Funny Names
2135. Timor Leste
The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English. See also Redundant.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2137. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.
Funny Things
2139. Interstate Highways in Hawai'i
Exactly which other states do they go to? See also Hawaii.
Funny Diseases
2140. A Serious Case of Nothing to Wear
I can't go to school because I have nothing to wear.