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Funny Phrases

2151. Milkshake Duck

I'm surprised no one has typed this yet, despite it being the Maquarie Dictionary word of the year.

By the way, it means a story that seems innocent at first, but escalates into something bad after further investigation. Take the coiner of the word's short story, for example:

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist. See also Internet.

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Funny Diseases

2152. Capgras Delusion

Disorder in which a person thinks a person close to them has been replaced by an impostor.

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Funny Sayings

2153. Clarinets Are ClariNEAT

See also Music.

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Funny Things to Do

2154. Burning a Copy of Fahrenheit 451

Oh, the irony. See also Literature.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2155. Why Did the Cat Cross the Road?

Because of it wanted to eat the chicken.

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Funny Insults

2156. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

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Funny Things to Do

2157. Using a Garbage Can Lid as a Shield

See also Children, Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

2158. You Ding Dong

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Funny Foods

2159. Kangaroo Burgers

Way back when I was a kid, people considered making these for health reasons, as well as to reduce carbon footprint. Sadly, this idea never took off.

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Funny Places

2160. Kansas City

Plot twist! It's in Missouri. See also Geography.

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