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Funny Phrases

2151. Innerer Schweinehund

German for "inner pig dog," used to describe your inner demons or weaker self. See also German.

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Funny Things to Do

2152. Blowing Dust off of a Book

Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

2153. Make Antigravity

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

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Funny Nicknames

2154. Hot Mess Express

My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."

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Funny Euphemisms

2155. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

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Funny Names

2156. Timor Leste

The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English. See also Redundant.

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Funny Things to Do

2157. Eating Cereal for Dinner

College dining at its finest. See also College.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2158. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.

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Funny Questions

2159. If Jesus Can Walk on Water Can He Swim on Land?

See also Religion.

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Funny Things

2160. Interstate Highways in Hawai'i

Exactly which other states do they go to? See also Hawaii.

Added by a Guest on February 6, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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