Guest Entries
Funny Places
2121. Wauconda, IL
A town that is now getting a lot of publicity due to the release of Black Panther.
Funny Phrases
2123. Don't Stomp Snek
The more modern version of "Don't Tread on Me". And it even has 13 letters. See also Snakes.
Funny Sayings
2124. In Florida, the More Northern You Go, the More Southern It Gets.
See also Florida.
Funny Names
2125. Larry Secede Kilgore
A Republican candidate in Texas's governor's race. Any guess what his policy platform is? See also Politics, Texas.
Funny Sayings
2127. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll buy an ugly hat and pick up a southern accent.
Funny Things to Do
2128. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack
Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
2129. Making Butt Jokes in Seventh Grade
Doing this makes me smile from cheek to cheek.
Funny Names
2130. A Frayed Knot
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.
