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2091. Quokkas

A marsupial found in Western Australia that's related to kangaroos and wallabies. Let's call this li'l critter a quokka, mate! See also Australian.

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2092. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

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2093. Squeezy Juice

Capri Sun.

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2094. Snake Puppy

Also known as a ferret. See also Snakes.

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2095. The Forbidden Fruit

Also known as Tide Pods.

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2096. Thinking That You Are Good at Playing Kazoo, Just Because You Know How to Breathe

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2097. Intergluteal Cleft

The medical name for the butt crack. See also Sophomoric.

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2098. Innerer Schweinehund

German for "inner pig dog," used to describe your inner demons or weaker self. See also German.

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2099. Blowing Dust off of a Book

Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.

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First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

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