Guest Entries
Funny Advice
2092. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours
Funny Words
2093. Micturition
Fancy word for urination which is itself a fancy word for peeing. See also Bathroom.
Funny Advice
2094. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.
I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.
Funny Foods
2098. Beaver Nuggets Shop
Basically Pirate’s Booty covered in caramel. Easy to unwittingly eat an entire bag on a long road trip.
Funny Names
2099. Climber McBitey
This is my dad's uncle's cat's name. They apparently named him for what he does best. See also Cats.