Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
2071. In Florida, the More Northern You Go, the More Southern It Gets.
See also Florida.
Funny Names
2072. Larry Secede Kilgore
A Republican candidate in Texas's governor's race. Any guess what his policy platform is? See also Politics, Texas.
Funny Sayings
2074. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll buy an ugly hat and pick up a southern accent.
Funny Things to Do
2075. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack
Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
2076. Making Butt Jokes in Seventh Grade
Doing this makes me smile from cheek to cheek.
Funny Names
2077. A Frayed Knot
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.
Funny Things to Do
2078. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair
Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.
Funny Books
2080. Alaska as It Used to Was Shop
We all miss the good old days of what Alaska used to was. See also Alaska.
