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Funny Things

2071. Fish Skeletons

Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2072. What Do You Get when You Throw a Green Rock into the Red Sea?

A wet rock.

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Funny Euphemisms

2073. Arm Foot

Also known as a hand.

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Funny Jobs

2074. Class Secretary

When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 10, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2075. Is Ketchup a Smoothie?

If it is, does that make cereal a soup?

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Funny Things to Do

2076. Students Sharing Textbooks That Were Used Twenty Years Ago by Your Same School

Cough, cough, Oklahoma. See also Schools.

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Funny Observations

2077. That's Circular Logic Because You're Using Circular Logic

But how is it circular logic?
Because that's circular logic! See also Logic.

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Funny Things

2078. Glass Eyes

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

2079. Holding Your Breath Too When The Movie Characters Are Underwater

To see if a human could really survive that long.

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Funny Books

2080. How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety Shop

Toonces, put the gun down. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on April 8, 2018| 15 Comments | You Like This |

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