Guest Entries

2031. If Your Dog Blinks at You Blink Back

It could be a code. See also Dogs.

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2032. Bee Sauce

Also known as honey. See also Bees.

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2033. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook

If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.

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2034. Poopy McJerkbeak

Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.

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2035. Kakapo

A New Zealand parrot so fat it can't fly. See also Birds.

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2036. Land Boats

Also known as a car. See also Cars.

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2037. Sideways Floor

Also known as a wall.

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2038. Sad Donut

Also known as a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

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Funny Questions

2040. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?

Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.

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