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Funny Quotes

2061. "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."

This is apparently Al Pacino's favorite joke, as claimed by Johnny Depp on Letterman. See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on June 1, 2019| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

2062. Towels Get Wetter the More They Dry

Mind blown.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2063. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.

You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2019| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

2064. Christougenniatiko Dentrophobia

The fear of Christmas trees. See also Christmas, Trees.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

2065. Pudú Deer

An odd and chubby mix of a deer and a fox.

Added by a Guest on May 21, 2019| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2066. What Do You Call a Joke That Isn't Funny?

A sentence.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2067. Armkle

Also known as a wrist. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2068. I Use Words I Don't Fully Understand to Make Myself Sound Way More Photosynthesis

See also Language.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2019| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

2069. Kickapoo Joy Juice

Made by emptying the bar mat into a shot glass and then given as a "treat" to the most obnoxious person in the place. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2070. Arschloch

Means a**hole in German. See also German, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on May 17, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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