Guest Entries
Funny Phrases
2062. Innerer Schweinehund
German for "inner pig dog," used to describe your inner demons or weaker self. See also German.
Funny Things to Do
2063. Blowing Dust off of a Book
Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
2064. Make Antigravity
First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.
Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.
Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.
Funny Nicknames
2065. Hot Mess Express
My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."
Funny Names
2067. Timor Leste
The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English. See also Redundant.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2069. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.
