Guest Entries

Funny Sayings

2061. Dear sneeze, if you're going to happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2018| 6 Comments | 86 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2062. Capturing a Rabbit by Hiding Behind a Bush and Making a Sound Like a Carrot

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2018| 10 Comments | 116 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2063. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?

Holds up hand without anything in it.
"This cabbage."

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2018| 2 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2064. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The world's funniest joke. See also German, Monty Python.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2018| 16 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2065. What is Red and Farts?

Any person wearing red. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on January 4, 2018| 7 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

2066. Neap Tide

The point where the ocean's tides are at their lowest.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2018| 2 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2067. What is Invisible and Smells Like Carrots?

Rabbit farts. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2018| 4 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

2068. Taco Bell in the Center of the Pentagon

There is a Taco Bell in the center of the Pentagon. I guess the people who work there have to eat something. See also Fast Food, Military.

Added by a Guest on January 2, 2018| 4 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

2069. The Second Page of Google Results

Once you have arrived here, friend, there is no hope for you. Abandon your search, for it will be fruitless. See also Internet.

Added by a Guest on December 31, 2017| 5 Comments | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

2070. Don't Give Up Your Dreams

Keep on sleeping. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2017| 8 Comments | 150 people like this You Like This | Unlike