Guest Entries

Funny Names

2061. Tree Rockdirt

My cousin will name his child this one day...

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2018| 2 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2062. Calling out "There's No Toilet Paper in Here!" in a Walmart Dressing Room

Funny Anti-Jokes

2063. You Know What Makes Me Smile?

Face muscles.

Added by a Guest on March 29, 2018| 7 Comments | 157 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

2064. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours

Funny Words

2065. Micturition

Fancy word for urination which is itself a fancy word for peeing. See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2018| Comment | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

2066. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2018| 16 Comments | 352 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2067. Smashing Through a Window with a Pool Cue

Funny Things

2068. Fire Squirters

Also known as volcanoes.

Added by a Guest on March 22, 2018| 2 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2069. Breakfast Ravioli

Also known as a Pop-Tart. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 1 Comment | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

2070. Beaver Nuggets Shop

Basically Pirate’s Booty covered in caramel. Easy to unwittingly eat an entire bag on a long road trip.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 1 Comment | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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