Guest Entries
Funny Things
2061. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook
If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Nicknames
2062. Poopy McJerkbeak
Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.
Funny Jobs
2067. Truant Officer
All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.
Funny Questions
2068. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?
Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.
Funny Things
2070. The Baptist Drive-Thru
If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.