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Funny Things

2061. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook

If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 23, 2018| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

2062. Poopy McJerkbeak

Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.

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Funny Animals

2063. Kakapo

A New Zealand parrot so fat it can't fly. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

2064. Land Boats

Also known as a car. See also Cars.

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Funny Euphemisms

2065. Sideways Floor

Also known as a wall.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2066. Sad Donut

Also known as a bagel. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Jobs

2067. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

2068. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?

Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.

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Funny Euphemisms

2069. White Broccoli

Cauliflower.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

2070. The Baptist Drive-Thru

If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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