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Funny Things to Do

2101. Making Butt Jokes in Seventh Grade

Doing this makes me smile from cheek to cheek.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

2102. A Frayed Knot

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on February 23, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2103. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair

Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2104. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2018| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

2105. Alaska as It Used to Was Shop

We all miss the good old days of what Alaska used to was. See also Alaska.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Dances

2106. The Flatulent Llama

Get on all fours and start pooting! See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

2108. White Bellied Go Away Bird

Cute bird with a funny name. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on February 17, 2018| 19 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Videos

2109. I Don't Want My Pizza Burning

Yep. See also Pizza.

Added by a Guest on February 17, 2018| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2110. Apple Water

Apple juice, amirite? See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on February 16, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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