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2101. Hot Mess Express

My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."

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Funny Euphemisms

2102. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

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Funny Names

2103. Timor Leste

The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English. See also Redundant.

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Funny Things to Do

2104. Eating Cereal for Dinner

College dining at its finest. See also College.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2105. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.

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Funny Questions

2106. If Jesus Can Walk on Water Can He Swim on Land?

See also Religion.

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Funny Things

2107. Interstate Highways in Hawai'i

Exactly which other states do they go to? See also Hawaii.

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Funny Diseases

2108. A Serious Case of Nothing to Wear

I can't go to school because I have nothing to wear.

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Funny Places

2109. Places

What you say when you're parents ask you where you've been. See also Teenagers.

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Funny Things to Do

2110. Giving Your Teacher an Apple

I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

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