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Funny Questions

2081. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

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Funny Questions

2082. What Did the Dad Buffalo Say to His Son on the First Day of School?

Bison.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2083. What is the Difference Between an Elephant and a Postbox?

If you don't know, I'm not sending you to mail a letter.

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Funny People

2084. People Who Call Spaghetti "Pasketti"

Spaghetti. It's Italian, not Babyish. See also Italan, Pasta.

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Funny Euphemisms

2085. Pantless Thundergoose

Also known as an ostrich. See also Birds, Pants.

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Funny Quotes

2086. "You Can’t Just Let Nature Run Wild."

-Walter J. Hickel, who was governor of Alaska, United States secretary of the interior, and then governor again

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Funny Euphemisms

2087. Fecal Donation Deficiency

Or, in layman's terms, not giving a shit. See also Profanity, Scatological.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2088. What's the Best Thing About Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. See also Flags, Switzerland.

Added by a Guest on March 6, 2018| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Movies

2089. The Hottie & the Nottie

An entire movie based on a Paris Hilton catch phrase.

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Funny Questions

2090. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?

To get to the other side! See also Chickens, Puns.

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