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Funny Euphemisms

2021. Raw Toast

Also known as bread.

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Funny Names

2022. PMS

Pamela Marie S...
Thanks Mom.
Thanks Dad.

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Funny Places

2023. The Low-Cal Calzone Zone

A restaurant that serves health-conscious calzones.

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Funny Euphemisms

2024. Barking Torpedo

See also Scatological.

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Funny Sayings

2026. The Potato Poem

Potato, potato, the fruit of Ireland,
for you I recommend
a boil, a bake, maybe even fry
for you my little potato
make me feel like I could fly. See also Potatoes.

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Funny Euphemisms

2027. Horse Dog

Also know as a donkey. See also Horses.

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Funny Things to Do

2028. Exchanging Names with a Friend While the Substitute Teacher is Taking Roll

When the sub calls your friend's name, you say "Here" and vice versa. I never had the chance to do this with a sub because I never had friends in school. See also Pranks, Schools.

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Funny Insults

2029. Your Dad

"Your Mom" but lamer.

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Funny Animals

2030. Lowland Streaked Tenrec

An odd cross of a shrew, an opossum, and an otter. See also African.

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