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Funny Things to Do

1981. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"

Everyone hates a literalist.

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Funny Things to Do

1982. On the First Day of Summer Vacation, Change the Clock, Close the Curtains and Put on a Backpack. Then Wake Up a Sibling and Tell Them They Went into a Coma and Slept Through Summer.

See how long they wait for the bus. See also Pranks.

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Funny Euphemisms

1983. Stabby Writer Thing

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1984. What Do You Call a Man with a Knife in His Back?

An ambulance.

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Funny Euphemisms

1985. 50 States That Are United and Part of America

Also known As the United States of America.

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Funny Movies

1986. A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven

The Chinese translation of “Free Willy.” See also Chinese.

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Funny Movies

1987. The Better, The Worse, and The Uglier

Sequel to "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1988. Knock Knock, Who's There? John. John Who?

It's just John.

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Funny Sayings

1989. Your Socks Are Untied

They'll fall for it every time. See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

1990. Annoy a Gamer

1. My favorite console is MOBILE!
2. Dark Souls should have a "easy" mode.
3. I think I'm addicted to gaming. I played for an hour yesterday.
See also Video Games.

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