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Funny Questions

1941. Isn't a Thesaurus a Dinosaur?

Asked the ignorant 10-year-old me. See also Dinosaurs, Grammar.

Added by a Guest on August 8, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

1942. Bath Blanket

Also known as a shower curtain.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

1943. Star Salesman

Someone who "sells" stars on the internet for a few thousand dollars.

Added by a Guest on August 3, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

1944. Nimconpoopian

Adjective for someone who is dumb.

Added by a Guest on August 1, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1945. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

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Funny Dances

1946. The Horse with Ants on It

Get on all fours and kick around like crazy. See also Horses.

Added by a Guest on July 26, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

1947. Fart Squirrel

Also known as a skunk.

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Funny Euphemisms

1948. Trainable Cat

Basically a dog. See also Cats, Dogs.

Added by a Guest on July 19, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

1949. Fart-Knocking Ding-Dong

See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on July 17, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

1950. Triangulum

Three stars in a triangle. The laziest constellation out there. See also Astronomy, Lazy.

Added by a Guest on July 16, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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