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Funny Advice

1901. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

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Funny Advice

1902. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

1903. Splashy Boi

Better known as a wave.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1904. A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick Walk into a Bar.

No joke.

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Funny Euphemisms

1905. Beach Chickens

The better name for seagulls. See also Birds.

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Funny Questions

1906. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also Math.

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Funny Advice

1907. If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food

It may taste bad, but hey, it works.

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Funny Observations

1908. There Are More Nipples in the World than There Are People

See also Body.

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Funny Euphemisms

1909. Sky Pillow

Also known as a cloud.

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Funny Foods

1910. Canned Bananas

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