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Funny Sayings

1871. The Man Who Says It Couldn't be Done, Should Not Interrupt the Woman Doing It

See also Men, Women.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

1872. Mayfly Nymphs

They breathe out of their butts. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on March 26, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

1873. Medical Students Syndrome

Medical students’ syndrome is a temporary, hypochondria-like mental condition that strikes medical students, causing them to believe that they are suffering from the diseases that they’re studying. See also Doctors.

Added by a Guest on March 24, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

1874. Sax and Violins

My mom doesn't want me to be exposed to them.

Added by a Guest on March 24, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

1875. The Ingredients List on a Jar of Honey

What's the point? It's just going to say "honey". See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on March 24, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Toys

1876. Plastic Spoon Doll

A plastic spoon that you drew a face on with a marker.

Added by a Guest on March 21, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

1877. Canned Cereal Shop

Because there will still be Saturday mornings in the apocalypse.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

1878. Reeky Racks

The name of my mom's first cat. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

1879. Its Not Ezzy Being Weezy

Inscription on a tattoo of an inhaler.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2019| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

1880. You Know What's Really Odd?

Numbers that can't be divided by 2. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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