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Funny Questions

1921. How Do You Make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it. See also Religion.

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Funny Things to Do

1922. Wearing Bottlecaps as Badges

The best part of your childhood secret society. See also Children, Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

1923. Creating New Years' Resolutions for Other People

See also Annoying.

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Funny Things

1924. #1 Pencils

Where are they sold? See also Schools.

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Funny Questions

1925. Why Couldn't the Bicycle Stand on Its Own?

Because it was two tired. See also Bicycles, Dad Jokes.

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Funny Words

1926. Bokeh

The blurred quality or effect seen in the out-of-focus portion of a photograph taken with a narrow depth of field.

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Funny Advice

1927. If Your Dog Blinks at You Blink Back

It could be a code. See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

1928. Bee Sauce

Also known as honey. See also Bees.

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Funny Things

1929. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook

If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.

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Funny Nicknames

1930. Poopy McJerkbeak

Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.

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