Guest Entries

Funny Foods

1881. Canned Cereal Shop

Because there will still be Saturday mornings in the apocalypse.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2019| 4 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

1882. Reeky Racks

The name of my mom's first cat. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2019| 2 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Tattoos

1883. Its Not Ezzy Being Weezy

Inscription on a tattoo of an inhaler.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2019| 9 Comments | 60 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

1884. You Know What's Really Odd?

Numbers that can't be divided by 2. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2019| 6 Comments | 93 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

1885. Oy with the Poodles Already!

Gilmore Girls, anyone?

Added by a Guest on March 13, 2019| 2 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1886. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.

Added by a Guest on March 12, 2019| 2 Comments | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1887. You never really wash your hands. You just stand there watching your hands wash each other.

Added by a Guest on March 12, 2019| 3 Comments | 84 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

1888. Smoot

5.58333 feet, i.e. the length of a guy named Smoot. More importantly, playable in Scrabble.

Added by a Guest on March 12, 2019| 4 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1889. The Forbidden Vegetable

Grass. Don't eat grass.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2019| 6 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

1890. Are You Alright?

No I'm half left. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2019| 2 Comments | 79 people like this You Like This | Unlike