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Funny Sayings

1841. I Use Words I Don't Fully Understand to Make Myself Sound Way More Photosynthesis

See also Language.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2019| 14 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

1842. Kickapoo Joy Juice

Made by emptying the bar mat into a shot glass and then given as a "treat" to the most obnoxious person in the place. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

1843. Arschloch

Means a**hole in German. See also German, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on May 17, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

1844. Rock Boi

Also known as a turtle. See also Turtles.

Added by a Guest on May 15, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1845. Why is a house burning down the same thing as a house burning up?

See also Language.

Added by a Guest on May 15, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1846. Why is having some awe better than being full of awe?

Awesome vs. awful. It makes no sense. See also Language.

Added by a Guest on May 15, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1847. Horrible means the same thing as horrific, so why doesn't terrible mean the same thing as terrific?

See also Language.

Added by a Guest on May 15, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1848. What's the difference between a parking lot and an aquarium?

One is a place for cars to park and one is a place to see fish.

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2019| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

1849. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.

See also Birds, Reptiles.

Added by a Guest on May 12, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

1850. Yo Mama So Ugly I'm Not Surprised You're Her Kid

See also Yo Mama.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2019| 18 Comments | You Like This |

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