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Funny Instruments
1842. An Ugly Stick
Also known as a broomstick, tin, and a boot. Found mostly on Newfoundland. See also Canadian.
Funny Questions
1843. What Do You Call a Man with No Money and Ten Pairs of Pants?
Married. See also Marriage.
Funny Observations
1846. If You Rip a Hole in a Net, There Are Actually Fewer Holes in It than There Were Before
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Funny Observations
1848. You Don't Really Wash Your Hands; They Actually Wash Each Other While You Stand There and Watch
See also Body.
Funny Observations
1849. Cheese has holes. More cheese equals more holes. More holes equal less cheese. Therefore more cheese equals less cheese.
Funny Quotes
1850. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."
See also Friends.