Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
1823. Ore-NO!
Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.
Funny Things to Do
1824. Going up to someone with their ears pierced and asking, "Is that the new trend now?"
"Is what?"
"Wearing only one earring."
Watch them touch their ears. See also Pranks.
Funny Foods
1826. Spam Musubi
A slice of spam, block of rice, and seaweed sold in Hawaii. Actually pretty tasty. See also Hawaii.
Funny Sayings
1828. I make a lot of spelling mistakes in my writing. Please don't look here though. You will be disappointed if you look here. I spelled every fabulous, exiting, boundless, considerable, creative, gigantic, sizeable, strong, multitudinous word right.
How much time of your day did I just waste? 30 seconds? You're welcome.
Funny Anti-Jokes
1830. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around
The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.