Guest Entries

Funny Observations

1791. What Do a Butterfly Have to Do with Butter?

Wouldn't "Flutterby" be more appropriate? See also Insects.

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Funny Euphemisms

1792. Flying Syringe

Also known as a wasp. See also Insects.

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Funny Phobias

1793. Myxophobia

The fear of slime.

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Funny Euphemisms

1794. Bar Code Horse

Also known as a zebra.

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Funny Advice

1795. If You Don't Know Where Your Children Are in the House, Turn off the Internet and Watch Them Magically Appear

See also Children, Internet, Parenting.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2018| 13 Comments | 232 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

1796. Short Celery Stick

What I used to call a pal of mine.

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Funny Euphemisms

1797. Flat Cups

Also known as a plate.

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Funny Sayings

1798. Ore-NO!

Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.

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Funny Things to Do

1799. Going up to someone with their ears pierced and asking, "Is that the new trend now?"

"Is what?"
"Wearing only one earring."
Watch them touch their ears. See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

1800. Falling in the Shower and Grabbing the Water to Pull Yourself Back Up

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