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Funny Euphemisms

1791. Beach Chickens

The better name for seagulls. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on February 20, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

1792. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also Math.

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Funny Advice

1793. If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food

It may taste bad, but hey, it works.

Added by a Guest on February 19, 2019| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1794. There Are More Nipples in the World than There Are People

See also Body.

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Funny Euphemisms

1795. Sky Pillow

Also known as a cloud.

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Funny Foods

1796. Canned Bananas

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Funny Euphemisms

1797. Boatercycle

What a jet ski should be called. See also Boats.

Added by a Guest on February 11, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

1799. Smaragdine

Adjective meaning emerald green in color. See also Colors.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

1800. When is a Door Not a Door?

When it's ajar.

Added by a Guest on February 8, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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