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Funny Questions

1771. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on February 20, 2019| 4 Comments | 59 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

1772. If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food

It may taste bad, but hey, it works.

Added by a Guest on February 19, 2019| 12 Comments | 179 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1773. There Are More Nipples in the World than There Are People

See also Body.

Added by a Guest on February 15, 2019| 7 Comments | 93 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1774. Sky Pillow

Also known as a cloud.

Added by a Guest on February 13, 2019| 1 Comment | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

1775. Canned Bananas

Added by a Guest on February 12, 2019| 6 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1776. Boatercycle

What a jet ski should be called. See also Boats.

Added by a Guest on February 11, 2019| 3 Comments | 61 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1777. May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2019| 11 Comments | 119 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

1778. Smaragdine

Adjective meaning emerald green in color. See also Colors.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2019| 4 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

1779. When is a Door Not a Door?

When it's ajar.

Added by a Guest on February 8, 2019| 1 Comment | 52 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1780. Purple Tree Potato

Also known as a plum. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on February 6, 2019| 1 Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike