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Funny Observations

1771. Cheese is a Loaf of Milk

See also Dairy.

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Funny Phobias

1772. Monologophobia: The Fear of Repetition

Monologophobia: The Fear of Repetition

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Funny Advice

1773. Just Buy Her a Present

Thanks, Emily! I didn't know what to buy my friend, and you're advice has really helped. Thanks a bunch!

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Funny Animals

1774. Psychologist Dog

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Funny Advice

1775. Always remember, you can teach a man to fish, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.

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Funny Observations

1776. Water Isn't Wet

Technically, being wet means being covered or saturated with water or another liquid, so water isn't wet, it is the wetness. See also Science.

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Funny Questions

1777. What Does Many Mean?

Thanks for telling me the meaning of many—it means a lot.

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Funny Insults

1778. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."

Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

1779. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."

Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.

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Funny Insults

1780. You Played Me Like a Fiddle

No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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