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Funny Observations

1771. You Can't Stick out Your Tongue and Breathe Through Your Nose

(I bet you tried it and realized that you can, but now you look like a panting dog.) See also Pranks.

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Funny Observations

1772. I can't believe people believe in giraffes but not unicorns.

Seriously, what's more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 50-foot neck?

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Funny Observations

1773. Every Time You Paint a Room, the Room Gets Smaller

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Funny Questions

1774. Guess What Word I Just Invented?

Plagiarism.

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Funny Books

1775. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Shop

The bible of a real religion. See also Religion.

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Funny Observations

1776. We Make Pizzas Round then Put Them in Square Boxes and Cut Them into Triangles

See also Pizza.

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Funny Phobias

1777. Alektorophobia

An intense fear of chickens. See also Birds, Farming.

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Funny Observations

1778. You Can't Move Your Top Teeth

And now I bet you're trying it. See also Teeth.

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Funny Phrases

1779. Counter Canter

When a horse runs the wrong way. Seriously. Look it up. See also Horses.

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Funny Quotes

1780. "In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when i get home the only thing i have power over is the garbage."

―Bob Ross See also Art, Celebrities.

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