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Funny Observations
1742. If You Rip a Hole in a Net, There Are Actually Fewer Holes in It than There Were Before
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Funny Observations
1744. You Don't Really Wash Your Hands; They Actually Wash Each Other While You Stand There and Watch
See also Body.
Funny Observations
1745. Cheese has holes. More cheese equals more holes. More holes equal less cheese. Therefore more cheese equals less cheese.
Funny Quotes
1746. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."
See also Friends.
Funny Quotes
1747. "High school is easy. It's like riding a bike and the bike is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything's on fire because you're in Hell."
- Some senior that went to my high school
See also Schools.
Funny Things to Do
1749. Cleaning Your House Before the Maid Arrives
Kind of defeats the purpose of having a maid, no? See also Unnecessary.
Funny Phrases
1750. Chess World Rattled as Someone Nearly Wins Game
Greatest headline ever on 538.com.