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Funny Anti-Jokes

1711. What Did the Worm Say to the Snail?

Nothing, neither worms nor snails can talk.

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Funny Observations

1712. What Do a Butterfly Have to Do with Butter?

Wouldn't "Flutterby" be more appropriate? See also Insects.

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Funny Euphemisms

1713. Flying Syringe

Also known as a wasp. See also Insects.

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Funny Phobias

1714. Myxophobia

The fear of slime.

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Funny Euphemisms

1715. Bar Code Horse

Also known as a zebra.

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Funny Advice

1716. If You Don't Know Where Your Children Are in the House, Turn off the Internet and Watch Them Magically Appear

See also Children, Internet, Parenting.

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Funny Nicknames

1717. Short Celery Stick

What I used to call a pal of mine.

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Funny Euphemisms

1718. Flat Cups

Also known as a plate.

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Funny Sayings

1719. Ore-NO!

Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.

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Funny Things to Do

1720. Going up to someone with their ears pierced and asking, "Is that the new trend now?"

"Is what?"
"Wearing only one earring."
Watch them touch their ears. See also Pranks.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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