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Funny Advice
1711. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.
Funny Sayings
1713. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
See also Birds.
Funny Words
1719. Juoksukalja
The Finnish word for pilfered beer. Directly translates to running-beer. See also Alcohol, Finnish.
