Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
1762. Ore-NO!
Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.
Funny Things to Do
1763. Going up to someone with their ears pierced and asking, "Is that the new trend now?"
"Is what?"
"Wearing only one earring."
Watch them touch their ears. See also Pranks.
Funny Foods
1765. Spam Musubi
A slice of spam, block of rice, and seaweed sold in Hawaii. Actually pretty tasty. See also Hawaii.
Funny Sayings
1767. I make a lot of spelling mistakes in my writing. Please don't look here though. You will be disappointed if you look here. I spelled every fabulous, exiting, boundless, considerable, creative, gigantic, sizeable, strong, multitudinous word right.
How much time of your day did I just waste? 30 seconds? You're welcome.
Funny Anti-Jokes
1769. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around
The owl looks over to the squirrel and says nothing. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.