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Funny Insults

1761. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron

From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1762. What Do You Call Darth Vader with a Cape?

Darth Vader. See also Star Wars.

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Funny Advice

1763. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial

Always works.

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Funny Questions

1764. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Questions

1765. What's a Cow's Favorite Animal?

A moooose! Just kidding. It's a cow. See also Cows.

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Funny Movies

1766. Star Wars Holiday Special

I don't think we'll ever hear Princess Leia singing again. See also Star Wars.

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Funny Insults

1767. Wet Donkey

A donkey, but wet.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2019| 4 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1768. Go Drink a Warm Pepsi

In other words, "I hate you." See also Soda.

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Funny Drinks

1769. Bag of Sprite

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1770. Wanna Hear a Word I Just Made Up?

Plagiarism.

Added by a Guest on October 26, 2019| 7 Comments | 153 people like this You Like This | Unlike