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Funny Observations

1761. “I will be contacting my lawyer” is the adult version of “I'm telling my mom.”

Makes you think of Trump, doesn’t it? See also Lawyers.

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Funny Sayings

1762. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.

That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.

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Funny Sayings

1763. Lazy Fact #1737907364920226488360101763894038278

You were too lazy to read those numbers.

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Funny Sayings

1764. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

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Funny Things to Do

1765. Hula-Hooping Without the Hula Hoop

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Funny Things to Do

1766. Arguing with a Baby

See also Babies.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1767. What Do You Call a Hippo with No Head, Eyes, Body or Legs?

A hippo tail. Nothing else is left.

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Funny Questions

1768. How Many Lightbulbs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Two.

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Funny Questions

1769. ?Sdrawkcab Gnipyt Pots I Od Woh

I think he is trying to say, "How do I stop typing backwards?"
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Funny Questions

1770. What Did the Donkey Say to the Other Donkey?

I don't know. I don't speak Donkey. See also Donkeys.

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