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Funny Anti-Jokes

1761. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?

Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1762. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Funny Quotes

1763. “I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

―Emo Philips
See also Religion.

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Funny Observations

1764. When You Are Reading a Book, You're Really Just Staring at a Dead Tree and Hallucinating

Think about it.

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Funny Songs

1765. Tunnel Snakes Rule

Also known as the most ruthless song ever. See also Annoying.

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Funny Insults

1766. You're the Human Equivalent of a Band-aid in a Salad

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Funny Toys

1767. Random Outside Stuff

Grass, dirt, etc. For when your parents kick you outside. See also Parents.

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Funny Questions

1768. Is this the brake button?

My sister during her first time driving. See also Cars.

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Funny Sayings

1769. I Can't be Trusted, Trust Me

So can I be trusted or not?

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Funny Toys

1770. Pooping Dogs Puzzle Shop

Nothing to see here. See also Dogs, Puzzles, Scatological.

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