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Funny Euphemisms

1761. Rock Boi

Also known as a turtle. See also Turtles.

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Funny Observations

1762. Why is a house burning down the same thing as a house burning up?

See also Language.

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Funny Observations

1763. Why is having some awe better than being full of awe?

Awesome vs. awful. It makes no sense. See also Language.

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Funny Observations

1764. Horrible means the same thing as horrific, so why doesn't terrible mean the same thing as terrific?

See also Language.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1765. What's the difference between a parking lot and an aquarium?

One is a place for cars to park and one is a place to see fish.

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Funny Advice

1766. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.

See also Birds, Reptiles.

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Funny Insults

1767. Yo Mama So Ugly I'm Not Surprised You're Her Kid

See also Yo Mama.

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Funny T-Shirts

1768. Fart Ninja: Silent but Deadly Shop

Dads’ favorite way to embarrass their teenage daughters. See also Flatulence, Parents.

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Funny Euphemisms

1769. Mini-summer

Also known as the weekend.

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Funny Animals

1770. Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi

A moth named after its resemblance to Donald Trump's hair. See also Insects, Presidents.

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