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Funny Euphemisms

1761. Barcode Pony

Also known as a zebra.

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Funny Observations

1762. Cheese is a Loaf of Milk

See also Dairy.

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Funny Phobias

1763. Monologophobia: The Fear of Repetition

Monologophobia: The Fear of Repetition

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Funny Advice

1764. Just Buy Her a Present

Thanks, Emily! I didn't know what to buy my friend, and you're advice has really helped. Thanks a bunch!

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Funny Animals

1765. Psychologist Dog

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Funny Advice

1766. Always remember, you can teach a man to fish, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.

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Funny Observations

1767. Water Isn't Wet

Technically, being wet means being covered or saturated with water or another liquid, so water isn't wet, it is the wetness. See also Science.

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Funny Questions

1768. What Does Many Mean?

Thanks for telling me the meaning of many—it means a lot.

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Funny Insults

1769. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."

Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

1770. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."

Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.

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