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Funny Questions

1721. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.

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Funny Foods

1722. C3PO's Cereal

Seriously? See also Star Wars.

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Funny Phobias

1723. Arachnaglutiousmaximusiphobia

Fear of spider butts. See also Made Up, Spiders.

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Funny Observations

1724. I Think Donald Trump Spends More Time Tweeting than Doing His Actual Job

Funny Sayings

1725. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

Funny Names

1726. Axel Schweiß

Somebody was once called this. Axel Schweiß is German for "armpit sweat." See also Body, German.

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Funny Places

1727. New New York, Mars

From the sci-fi novel "Do androids dream of electric sheep?" See also Sci-fi.

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Funny Videos

1728. Videos of Animals Peeing

All of them are funny. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Things

1729. Hand Turkeys

My sister drew one and tried to make it look like a real bird. We didn't realize until later that she forgot the beak. See also Schools.

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Funny Products

1730. Nose-Picking Pencil Sharpener Shop

Ouch.

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