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Funny Observations

1721. This is a Waste of Space

By putting this here, I'm making you scroll further to find something that's actually funny.

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Funny Names

1722. Aron

Aaron but only one "a".

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Funny Animals

1723. Dholes

A perfectly normal Asiatic wild dog with a funny name. See also Dogs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1724. What Do You Call a Fly with No Wings?

Still a fly—the irony is unfortunate. See also Insects.

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Funny Sayings

1725. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

See also Bible.

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Funny Euphemisms

1726. Fluffy Nom Nom Boi

Also known as a hamster. See also Rodents.

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Funny Questions

1727. If Poison Expires, is It Less Dangerous or More Dangerous?

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2019| 11 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny TV Shows

1728. Clutch Cargo with His Pals Spinner & Paddlefoot

1959 TV cartoon faces with hypnotic, live action mouths. Thin plots, crap characters—what more could a kid want on a Saturday morning with a bowl of sugar disguised as breakfast? See also Cartoons.

Added by a Guest on December 10, 2019| 3 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

1729. Moxie CrimeFighter Jillete

Penn Jillette actually named his kid this... See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

1730. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.

Added by a Guest on December 5, 2019| 3 Comments | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike