Guest Entries

Funny Questions

1691. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Carrot?

A parrot. See also Birds, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2019| 4 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

1692. Bufonophobia

The fear of toads or frogs.

Added by a Guest on June 10, 2019| 4 Comments | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

1693. Peeking into Your Bag on an Elevator and Asking "You Got Enough Air in There?"

See also Pranks.

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Funny Observations

1694. Second Place Means That You're the Best Loser

Added by a Guest on June 7, 2019| 4 Comments | 81 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

1695. Fish Odor Syndrome

A metabolism disorder in which toxins get into ones sweat and urine, and makes one smell like fish. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2019| 6 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

1696. The Drunk Teenager

A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2019| 4 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

1697. Wind Breaker

Breaks the wind. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on June 3, 2019| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

1698. "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."

This is apparently Al Pacino's favorite joke, as claimed by Johnny Depp on Letterman. See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on June 1, 2019| 9 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1699. Towels Get Wetter the More They Dry

Mind blown.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2019| Comment | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1700. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.

You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2019| 12 Comments | 103 people like this You Like This | Unlike