Guest Entries

Funny Instruments

1671. Sax and Violins

My mom doesn't want me to be exposed to them.

Added by a Guest on March 24, 2019| 5 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

1672. The Ingredients List on a Jar of Honey

What's the point? It's just going to say "honey". See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on March 24, 2019| 5 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Toys

1673. Plastic Spoon Doll

A plastic spoon that you drew a face on with a marker.

Added by a Guest on March 21, 2019| 3 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

1674. Canned Cereal Shop

Because there will still be Saturday mornings in the apocalypse.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2019| 4 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

1675. Reeky Racks

The name of my mom's first cat. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2019| 2 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Tattoos

1676. Its Not Ezzy Being Weezy

Inscription on a tattoo of an inhaler.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2019| 8 Comments | 58 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

1677. You Know What's Really Odd?

Numbers that can't be divided by 2. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2019| 6 Comments | 86 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

1678. Oy with the Poodles Already!

Gilmore Girls, anyone?

Added by a Guest on March 13, 2019| 1 Comment | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1679. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.

Added by a Guest on March 12, 2019| 2 Comments | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1680. You never really wash your hands. You just stand there watching your hands wash each other.

Added by a Guest on March 12, 2019| 3 Comments | 84 people like this You Like This | Unlike