Guest Entries
Funny Jobs
1641. Director of Toilet Paper
"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.
Funny Observations
1643. Worth and Price Mean the Same, Less and Less Mean the Same, but Worthless and Priceless Are Opposites
Funny Animals
1644. Trumpanzee
Something between an ape and a troglodite. Makes weird hoots and grunts. Has a mop of puffy orange hair and a weird passion for building walls. See also Politics, Presidents.
Funny Observations
1647. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off
Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.
Funny Insults
1648. Soggy Lampshade
Funny Observations
1650. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw
So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.