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Funny Anti-Jokes

1601. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?

Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.

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Funny Drinks

1602. Bilk

Apparently beer mixed with milk. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Names

1603. Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck

Yes, this is someone's actual name.

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Funny Observations

1604. If You Rearrange the Letters of "A Postman"...

They become very angry.

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Funny Products

1605. Cat Butt Tissue Holder Shop

Easy to clean and designed to last.

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Funny Insults

1606. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron

From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1607. What Do You Call Darth Vader with a Cape?

Darth Vader. See also Star Wars.

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Funny Advice

1608. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial

Always works.

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Funny Questions

1609. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Questions

1610. What's a Cow's Favorite Animal?

A moooose! Just kidding. It's a cow. See also Cows.

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