Guest Entries

Funny Dances

1591. The Turtle Dance

1. Get down on all fours
2. Eat lettuce and carrots
3. Do that for 100 years
4. You did it! See also Turtles.

Added by a Guest on September 23, 2019| 8 Comments | 93 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1592. I Hope You Sleep on a Warm Pillow

Added by a Guest on September 23, 2019| 13 Comments | 105 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1593. Cobra Chicken

Also known as a goose. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2019| 1 Comment | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

1594. Don't Play Fortnite if You Have a Window Behind You and Your Mom is Mowing the Lawn

You will get in trouble. See also Parents, Video Games.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2019| 16 Comments | 81 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Books

1595. I Broke My Butt Shop

Another cracked farce from the cheeky team of Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2019| 6 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

1596. Going on Twitch and Correcting Everyone's Misspellings and Grammar Fails

User3824: hey guys
You: (H)ey guys(.)
User3824 has left the chat
You: :/

Added by a Guest on September 17, 2019| 9 Comments | 103 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1597. This Marks the 69th Observation

Nice. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on September 16, 2019| 13 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

1598. Director of Toilet Paper

"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2019| 3 Comments | 34 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

1599. Tricycles for Adults

I own one. See also Bikes.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2019| 7 Comments | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1600. Worth and Price Mean the Same, Less and Less Mean the Same, but Worthless and Priceless Are Opposites

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2019| 2 Comments | 81 people like this You Like This | Unlike