Guest Entries

Funny Advice

1591. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.

See also Birds, Reptiles.

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Funny Insults

1592. Yo Mama So Ugly I'm Not Surprised You're Her Kid

See also Yo Mama.

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Funny T-Shirts

1593. Fart Ninja: Silent but Deadly Shop

Dads’ favorite way to embarrass their teenage daughters. See also Flatulence, Parents.

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Funny Euphemisms

1594. Mini-summer

Also known as the weekend.

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Funny Animals

1595. Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi

A moth named after its resemblance to Donald Trump's hair. See also Insects, Presidents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1596. The Past, Present, and Future Walk into a Bar

It was tense. See also Grammar.

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Funny Drinks

1597. Kool Aid Man's Blood

Also known as Kool Aid. Sick Bastards.

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Funny Questions

1598. Which Planet is the Sun?

Asked my dumb friend. See also Planets.

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Funny Advice

1599. Don't Eat Your Turtles Before They Hatch

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Funny Euphemisms

1600. Loaf of Milk

Also known as butter. See also Dairy.

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