Guest Entries
Funny Things to Do
1571. Peeking into Your Bag on an Elevator and Asking "You Got Enough Air in There?"
See also Pranks.
Funny Diseases
1573. Fish Odor Syndrome
A metabolism disorder in which toxins get into ones sweat and urine, and makes one smell like fish. See also Fish.
Funny Drinks
1574. The Drunk Teenager
A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.
Funny Quotes
1576. "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
This is apparently Al Pacino's favorite joke, as claimed by Johnny Depp on Letterman. See also Celebrities.
Funny Insults
1578. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.
You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.