Guest Entries

Funny Observations

1571. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw

So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2019| 2 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

1572. The Bad Ass

Equal parts gin, vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer and red/white wine. Serve in a galvanized bucket, spray painted gold and silver, garnish with a whole rutabaga and a dirty tire tool for a stir stick. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2019| 5 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

1573. Fried Brain Sandwich

Yes, these exist.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2019| 5 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

1574. Just Because You're Correct Doesn't Mean You're Right

Added by a Guest on August 16, 2019| 6 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

1575. Raspberry Crazy Ant

For some reason they like to go inside computers and other electronics. See also Computers.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2019| 1 Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1576. Soupy Scoopy

Also known as a spoon. See also Utensils.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2019| 1 Comment | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1577. Person Pocket

Also known as a bed. See also Furniture.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2019| Comment | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

1578. Beernuts

What we call my dog when she nuzzles your beer over. See also Alcohol, Dogs.

Added by a Guest on August 12, 2019| Comment | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

1579. Molotov Cocktail

Reasonably good, but the cloth is a bit hard to chew through.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2019| 5 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

1580. The Fork in the Garbage Disposal

Spin around waving your hands above your head and loudly sing, DING DING DING DA DING DING DING DA DING!

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2019| 11 Comments | 78 people like this You Like This | Unlike