Guest Entries

Funny Anti-Jokes

1531. What Do You Call a Fly with No Wings?

Still a fly—the irony is unfortunate. See also Insects.

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Funny Sayings

1532. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

Funny Euphemisms

1533. Fluffy Nom Nom Boi

Also known as a hamster. See also Rodents.

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Funny Questions

1534. If Poison Expires, is It Less Dangerous or More Dangerous?

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Funny TV Shows

1535. Clutch Cargo with His Pals Spinner & Paddlefoot

1959 TV cartoon faces with hypnotic, live action mouths. Thin plots, crap characters—what more could a kid want on a Saturday morning with a bowl of sugar disguised as breakfast? See also Cartoons.

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Funny Names

1536. Moxie CrimeFighter Jillete

Penn Jillette actually named his kid this... See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

1537. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.

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Funny Foods

1538. C3PO's Cereal

Seriously? See also Star Wars.

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Funny Phobias

1539. Arachnaglutiousmaximusiphobia

Fear of spider butts. See also Made Up, Spiders.

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