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Funny Sayings

1531. Just Because You're Correct Doesn't Mean You're Right

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Funny Animals

1532. Raspberry Crazy Ant

For some reason they like to go inside computers and other electronics. See also Computers.

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Funny Euphemisms

1533. Soupy Scoopy

Also known as a spoon. See also Utensils.

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Funny Euphemisms

1534. Person Pocket

Also known as a bed. See also Furniture.

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Funny Nicknames

1535. Beernuts

What we call my dog when she nuzzles your beer over. See also Alcohol, Dogs.

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Funny Drinks

1536. Molotov Cocktail

Reasonably good, but the cloth is a bit hard to chew through.

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Funny Dances

1537. The Fork in the Garbage Disposal

Spin around waving your hands above your head and loudly sing, DING DING DING DA DING DING DING DA DING!

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Funny Foods

1538. Sour Patch Kids Cereal Shop

Discontinued, for obvious reasons. See also Breakfast, Candy.

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Funny Insults

1539. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Advice

1540. If you don't know what time it is, ask the nearest person; they'll probably have it on their phone.

Added by a Guest on August 6, 2019| 3 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike