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Funny Animals

1491. Beach Chicken

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

1492. Bony-Eared Assfish

Do not bite the hand that names you. Seriously, a real animal. See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1493. What do you call a robot that drinks water?

Rusty. See also Sad.

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Funny Euphemisms

1495. Pencil Killer

Also known as an eraser.

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Funny Places

1496. Springfield Heights Institute of Technology

From an old episode of the Simpsons. See also Simpsons.

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Funny Sayings

1497. I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.

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Funny Euphemisms

1498. Word Encyclopedia

Also knows as a dictionary.

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Funny Questions

1499. Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.

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Funny Things to Do

1500. Carrying an Uno Reverse Card in Your Pocket

A surprise tool for every situation.

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