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Funny Insults

1491. You Blockhead

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Funny Observations

1492. Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks

I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.

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Funny Places

1493. California, Missouri

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Funny Questions

1494. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?

Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?

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Funny Animals

1495. Legless Lizards

Seriously, not a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on August 13, 2020| 14 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

1496. Cement Mixer

Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Observations

1497. Abbreviate Neil Armstrong’s Name to Neil A, and then Read It Backwards

Coincidence? I THINK NOT. See also Aliens, Space.

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Funny Quotes

1498. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

―The Dalai Lama

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Funny Questions

1499. What if Dogs Only Fetch Because They Think That Throwing the Ball or Stick Makes You Happy?

See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on August 11, 2020| 8 Comments | 79 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1500. PG-0

Also known as G.

Added by a Guest on August 10, 2020| 3 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike