Guest Entries
Funny Observations
1471. You Can Put Anything in a Person's Hand While They Are Making a Phone Call
Try this one. It works.
Funny Questions
1474. When someone tells you not to listen to them, and you listen to them, are you listening to them or not?
Funny Things
1475. The Dump Trump Statue
Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.
Funny Jobs
1476. Golf Ball Diver
You go around and scuba dive in those ponds at golf courses, dodge alligators, and retrieve golf balls. See also Golf.
Funny Words
1477. Choir
According to some website, it’s the most hard-to-pronounce word in the English language. Closely followed by the word “squirrel.”
Funny Observations
1479. You Can't Stick out Your Tongue and Breathe Through Your Nose
(I bet you tried it and realized that you can, but now you look like a panting dog.) See also Pranks.
Funny Observations
1480. I can't believe people believe in giraffes but not unicorns.
Seriously, what's more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 50-foot neck?