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Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1444. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Funny Quotes

1445. “I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

―Emo Philips
See also Religion.

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Funny Observations

1446. When You Are Reading a Book, You're Really Just Staring at a Dead Tree and Hallucinating

Think about it.

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Funny Songs

1447. Tunnel Snakes Rule

Also known as the most ruthless song ever. See also Annoying.

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Funny Insults

1448. You're the Human Equivalent of a Band-aid in a Salad

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Funny Toys

1449. Random Outside Stuff

Grass, dirt, etc. For when your parents kick you outside. See also Parents.

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Funny Questions

1450. Is this the brake button?

My sister during her first time driving. See also Cars.

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Guest Entries

1441. Babies Are Long Until They Start to Walk and Become Tall

1442. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t

1443. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?