Guest Entries

Funny Jobs

1401. Golf Ball Diver

You go around and scuba dive in those ponds at golf courses, dodge alligators, and retrieve golf balls. See also Golf.

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Funny Words

1402. Choir

According to some website, it’s the most hard-to-pronounce word in the English language. Closely followed by the word “squirrel.”

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Funny Observations

1403. Dying of Old Age is Just Dying of Not Dying

See also Death.

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Funny Observations

1404. You Can't Stick out Your Tongue and Breathe Through Your Nose

(I bet you tried it and realized that you can, but now you look like a panting dog.) See also Pranks.

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Funny Observations

1405. I can't believe people believe in giraffes but not unicorns.

Seriously, what's more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 50-foot neck?

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Funny Observations

1406. Every Time You Paint a Room, the Room Gets Smaller

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Funny Questions

1407. Guess What Word I Just Invented?

Plagiarism.

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Funny Books

1408. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Shop

The bible of a real religion. See also Religion.

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Funny Observations

1409. We Make Pizzas Round then Put Them in Square Boxes and Cut Them into Triangles

See also Pizza.

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Funny Phobias

1410. Alektorophobia

An intense fear of chickens. See also Birds, Farming.

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