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Funny Quotes

1421. “Love is the horse. Magic is the donkey. Suffering is the mule.”

A classmate in my Humanities class during a discussion of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Schools, Shakespeare.

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Funny Euphemisms

1422. Cow Raisins

Also known as beef jerky. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

1423. "Time wounds all heels."

Who else but Groucho Marx?

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Funny Questions

1424. Why Aren't Shorts Half the Price of Pants?

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Funny Insults

1425. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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Funny People

1426. The Guy That Laughs when the Toilet Water Splashes His Butt

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Bathroom, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

1427. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Insults

1428. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1429. What Do You Call a Bakery That Pregnant Women Go To?

A bakery.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1430. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

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