Guest Entries
Funny Advice
1422. Always remember, you can teach a man to fish, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.
Funny Observations
1423. Water Isn't Wet
Technically, being wet means being covered or saturated with water or another liquid, so water isn't wet, it is the wetness. See also Science.
Funny Questions
1424. What Does Many Mean?
Thanks for telling me the meaning of many—it means a lot.
Funny Insults
1425. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."
Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.
Funny Quotes
1426. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."
Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.
Funny Insults
1427. You Played Me Like a Fiddle
No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
Funny Observations
1429. The Average Number of Skeletons Inside the Human Body is Greater than One
It sounds creepy until you realize that the major contributor to that statistic is pregnancy.
Funny Observations
1430. “I will be contacting my lawyer” is the adult version of “I'm telling my mom.”
Makes you think of Trump, doesn’t it? See also Lawyers.