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Funny Questions

1381. Why Do Your Feet Smell and Your Nose Run?

Funny Quotes

1382. "Tu manges un grande sandwich."

―My Brother
French for "You are eating a big sandwich."
See also French, Sandwiches.

Added by a Guest on March 15, 2020| 3 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1383. If you're searching for a new laptop online, you're basically forcing your computer to dig its own grave.

Funny Observations

1384. By putting your left foot in the wrong shoe, you're putting it in the right shoe.

Funny Questions

1385. What Do You Call a Retired Fly?

A flew. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2020| 3 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny TV Shows

1386. Mousercize

A morning aerobics show in the early days of Disney Channel, back when it was still a paid premium channel. See also Disney, Excersize.

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Funny Insults

1387. You Seem Like the Kind of Person Who Searches Insults Online

Funny Names

1388. Perlamonia Craps

My relative's actual name... No joke. Even Google doesn't recognize this name.

Added by a Guest on March 12, 2020| 7 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1389. The Only Thing Canada's Sorry For

Also known as Justin Bieber. See also Celebrities, Music.

Added by a Guest on March 11, 2020| 7 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1390. Shut up, you smell.

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