Guest Entries
Funny Observations
1362. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.
Go robbers. See also Crime.
Funny Questions
1364. Why do fish live in salt water?
Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.
Funny Observations
1366. A caterpillar isn't a “cat” or an “er” or a “pillar,” but if you think about it, it does make sense.
Cats are a living organism and pillars are long and the “er” doesn't really make sense, just like a caterpillar. See also Insects.
Funny Advice
1367. After giving people advice always say, “I'm not sure it works tho” so they can't say it ruined their life.
(I’m not sure it works tho.)
Funny Words
1368. Whomst
Funny Words
1369. Petrichor
When you walk outside after a heavy rainstorm and wonder… What's that smell? There is actually a word for that. See also Weather.