Guest Entries

Funny Observations

1331. The sound of your alarm clock is your theme song because it starts at the beginning of every episode.

Funny Sayings

1332. Everyone I Love is Either Fictional, Dead, or Both

Funny Jobs

1333. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2021| 5 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

1334. What brown and sticky?

Maple syrup.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2021| 13 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

1335. Apple Lasagna

Very healthy indeed. See also Fruits, Pasta.

Added by a Guest on January 24, 2021| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1336. Boob-Fart

You sir, are a boob-fart. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on January 24, 2021| 7 Comments | 46 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

1337. If you start a phone call with, “My phone is almost dead,” you can hang up at any time.

Funny Phrases

1338. Une MÃ»re MÃ»re MurmurÃ©e Au Mur

French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2021| 1 Comment | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

1339. Guest

They exist on planet Inherently Funny.
They ARE ONE.

Added by a Guest on January 20, 2021| 19 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

1340. What do you call an ape with a cell phone?

A human.

Added by a Guest on January 19, 2021| 3 Comments | 70 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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