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Funny Anti-Jokes

1331. What do you call a one-pronged fork?

A knife. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Foods

1332. Bread in a Can Shop

Best thing since bagged milk!

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Funny Foods

1333. Diner Lobster

Best. Lobster. Ever.

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Funny People

1334. Cousin Throckmorton

See also Math.

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Funny Insults

1335. Your Nose is a Capitalist

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Funny Things to Do

1336. Forgetting How to Type Sertain Words

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Funny Insults

1337. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.

See also Obesity.

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Funny Observations

1338. Today is yesterday’s tomorrow and tomorrow’s yesterday.

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Funny Questions

1339. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta. See also Puns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1340. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.

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