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Funny Anti-Jokes

1301. Knock Knock

Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.” See also Grammar.

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Funny Clothes

1302. Sweater Crop Tops

Yay. Now one-fourth of my body is warm.

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Funny Euphemisms

1303. Squirt Gun Bullets

Also known as water. See also Weapons.

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Funny Phrases

1304. umop ap!sdn

Turn your screen upside down. 🙃

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Funny Observations

1305. The World’s Largest Tire Producer is LEGO

Yup, LEGO. They produce about 306 freaking million tires per year. See also Legos.

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Funny Insults

1306. You Blockhead

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Funny Observations

1307. Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks

I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.

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Funny Places

1308. California, Missouri

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Funny Questions

1309. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?

Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?

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Funny Animals

1310. Legless Lizards

Seriously, not a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on August 13, 2020| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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