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Funny Euphemisms

1281. Butthole Planet

Also known as Uranus. See also Planets.

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Funny Observations

1282. Snakes Are Literally Just Heads with Tails

See also Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

1283. "Humans Are Just Animals with Guns."

―My Dad See also Fathers, Guns.

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Funny Insults

1284. Hey loser, are you from Loser Town? Because you're a loser.

Caution: only use if you want opponent to be destroyed.

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Funny Sayings

1285. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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Funny T-Shirts

1286. World Greatest Farter. I Mean Father. Shop

Pfft. See also Fathers, Flatulence.

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Funny Advice

1287. Here's a Bit of Advice for You: Advi.

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Funny Advice

1288. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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Funny Advice

1289. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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Funny Euphemisms

1290. Boneless Couch

Also known as a beanbag. See also Furniture.

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