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Funny Insults

1281. You’re Like Moby Dick, but Without the Moby

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Funny Observations

1282. Watermelons are melons full of water. Oranges are orange. So why don’t we call Bananas “yellows”?

Seriously, who came up with these names? See also Fruits.

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Funny Euphemisms

1283. Necks with Faces

Also known as snakes. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1284. What do you call a one-pronged fork?

A knife. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Foods

1285. Bread in a Can Shop

Best thing since bagged milk!

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Funny Foods

1286. Diner Lobster

Best. Lobster. Ever.

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Funny People

1287. Cousin Throckmorton

See also Math.

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Funny Insults

1288. Your Nose is a Capitalist

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Funny Things to Do

1289. Forgetting How to Type Sertain Words

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Funny Insults

1290. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.

See also Obesity.

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