Guest Entries

Funny Phobias

1281. Monologophobia: The Fear of Repetition

Monologophobia: The Fear of Repetition

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Funny Advice

1282. Just Buy Her a Present

Thanks, Emily! I didn't know what to buy my friend, and you're advice has really helped. Thanks a bunch!

Added by a Guest on May 5, 2020| 3 Comments | 98 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

1283. Psychologist Dog

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Funny Advice

1284. Always remember, you can teach a man to fish, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.

Added by a Guest on May 4, 2020| 19 Comments | 98 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1285. Water Isn't Wet

Technically, being wet means being covered or saturated with water or another liquid, so water isn't wet, it is the wetness. See also Science.

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Funny Questions

1286. What Does Many Mean?

Thanks for telling me the meaning of many—it means a lot.

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Funny Insults

1287. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."

Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

1288. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."

Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.

Added by a Guest on May 3, 2020| 1 Comment | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1289. You Played Me Like a Fiddle

No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

Added by a Guest on May 2, 2020| 2 Comments | 107 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1290. Cursed Ravioli

Also known as Smuckers Uncrustables.

Added by a Guest on May 1, 2020| 6 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike