Guest Entries

Funny Jobs

1281. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

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Funny Phobias

1282. Gigantaphidaphobia

The fear of comically-large bees. See also Bees, Insects.

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Funny Insults

1283. You Whoreson Zed

A Shakespearean insult that basically means that you are absolutely, utterly useless. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

1284. “I’m an early bird and a night owl, so I’m wise, and I have worms.”

―Michael Scott

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Funny Questions

1285. If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make animals out of food?

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Funny Sayings

1286. Don’t open the fridge… the salad’s dressing.

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

1287. Stealing Food from the Person in the Mirror

Apply force if necessary.

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Funny Places

1288. Wyoming, Rhode Island

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Funny Advice

1289. Never Trust Someone Who Says to Trust Them

Trust me, its not worth it.

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Funny Instruments

1290. Cheap Party Favor Whistle

One high-pitch note of parents’ nightmares. See also Annoying, Parents.

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