Guest Entries
Funny Questions
1281. Can You Raed Tihs? If So, Tehn Cnogrtas. Mnay Poelpe Cna't. All Taht You Hvae to Do is Mkae Srue Taht the Frsit and Lsat Lteerts Saty the Smae.
Funny Jobs
1284. Flashlight Holder
When your dad is working on something in the dark, and you have to stand behind him with the weapon of light.
Funny Observations
1285. Every time you paint your room, it gets smaller. But every time you paint your house, it gets bigger.
Funny Insults
1286. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur
See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Diseases
1288. Paris Syndrome
When you have a breakdown because Paris is disappointing. See also French.
Funny Names
1290. Lord Tweedmouth
Sir Dudely Majorbanks was the first Lord Tweedmouth of Scotland. He invented Golden Retrivers and owned a forest known as Gutchinshire. See also Dogs, History, Scottish.
