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Funny Insults

1281. Close Your Mouth, You Insufferable Egg

See also Eggs.

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Funny Observations

1282. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

See also Comics.

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Funny Observations

1283. The sound of your alarm clock is your theme song because it starts at the beginning of every episode.

See also Sleep.

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Funny Sayings

1284. Everyone I Love is Either Fictional, Dead, or Both

See also Literature.

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Funny Jobs

1285. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1286. What brown and sticky?

Maple syrup.

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Funny Foods

1287. Apple Lasagna

Very healthy indeed. See also Fruits, Pasta.

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Funny Insults

1288. Boob-Fart

You sir, are a boob-fart. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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Funny Advice

1289. If you start a phone call with, “My phone is almost dead,” you can hang up at any time.

See also Etiquette, Phones.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2021| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

1290. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur

French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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