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Funny Sayings

1271. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

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Funny Advice

1272. If You Pour the Milk Before the Cereal, You’ll Never be Forced to Eat Dry Cereal

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Funny Clothes

1273. The Other Part of the Crop Top

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Funny Things to Do

1274. Have a Staring Contest with Your Dog

Sometimes she actually stares back. See also Dogs.

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Funny Phobias

1275. Ammophobia

Fear of walking on sand.

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Funny Quotes

1276. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

―Steve Martin

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Funny Euphemisms

1277. Eat Schnitzel

See also Profanity.

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Funny Quotes

1278. “Peoples say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every say.”

―A. A. Milne

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Funny Observations

1279. Disney Characters Are Confusing

Mickey and Minnie are mice but they treat Pete the cat like a friend. Both Goofy and Pluto are dogs, so why isn't Pluto like Goofy or Goofy like Pluto? See also Cartoons.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1280. Knock Knock

Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.” See also Grammar.

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