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Funny Advice

1241. Never Read the Words "COVID-19" to the Tune of the Song "Come on Eileen."

It never leaves you. See also 80's.

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Funny Euphemisms

1242. Finger Knee

Also know as a knuckle. See also Body.

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Funny Nicknames

1243. Dolores Hugankiss

That one older relative who always squeezes your cheeks. See also Family.

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Funny Insults

1244. Slithy, Galumphing Bandersnatch

All words invented by Alice in Wonderland author Lewis Carroll. See also Literature, Victorian.

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Funny Names

1245. Major Archibald Butt

Also known as Major Butt, his full name was Archibald Willingham DeGraffenreid Clarendon Butt. He was an American Army officer who perished on the Titanic. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Observations

1246. You Will be the Last Person to Die in Your Lifetime

? See also Death.

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Funny Observations

1247. The Nursery Rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty' Never Says Humpty is an Egg

See also Dairy, Eggs.

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Funny Insults

1248. Go Commit Lego Step

See also Legos.

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Funny Nicknames

1249. The Flying Tomato

Olympic snowboarder Shaun White's nickname. See also Olympics, Sports.

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Funny Advice

1250. If you're late, just say, "Sorry I'm late, I was at home sitting down."

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