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Funny Words

1211. Majestick

A majestic stick. See also Made Up, Portmanteau.

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Funny Advice

1212. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.

See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1213. What do you call your best friend?

With your cell phone. See also Friends.

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Funny Euphemisms

1214. Barcode Horse

Also known as a zebra. See also Horses, Zoos.

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Funny Insults

1215. Close Your Mouth, You Insufferable Egg

See also Eggs.

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Funny Observations

1216. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

See also Comics.

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Funny Observations

1217. The sound of your alarm clock is your theme song because it starts at the beginning of every episode.

See also Sleep.

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Funny Sayings

1218. Everyone I Love is Either Fictional, Dead, or Both

See also Literature.

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Funny Jobs

1219. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1220. What brown and sticky?

Maple syrup.

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