Guest Entries
Funny Questions
1263. Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.
Funny Things to Do
1264. Carrying an Uno Reverse Card in Your Pocket
A surprise tool for every situation.
Funny Advice
1265. If someone is being mean and says mean stuff to you say, “Uno reverse card” and then walk away.
Funny Insults
1267. I hope you trip and your face hits the edge of some paper, and therefore, being face-to-face with the sharp edges of paper, you become verily paper-cut.
Cos you know, papercuts ‘n stuff.
Funny Quotes
1268. “I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”
Something I once said while sleepwalking.