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Funny Sayings

1261. I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.

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Funny Euphemisms

1262. Word Encyclopedia

Also knows as a dictionary.

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Funny Questions

1263. Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.

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Funny Things to Do

1264. Carrying an Uno Reverse Card in Your Pocket

A surprise tool for every situation.

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Funny Euphemisms

1266. Florida Murder Log

Also known as an alligator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Quotes

1268. “I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”

Something I once said while sleepwalking.

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Funny Euphemisms

1269. Sound-Emitting Firewood

Also known as a violin.

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Funny Foods

1270. Crab Raccoon

Mmm, delicious raccoon.

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